A little Party Never Killed Nobody…

Keep calm and speak-easy. We’ve received an order that no intoxicating liquor will be allowed on premises. (Good thing we’re prepared to break the law…) Snag an arm, grab an ear, and whisper to everyone you know—everyone but Johnny Law—that we’re blowing the roof off. Young Gentlemen, suit-up; Ladies, dress to kill because members of the Yale, Harvard, Dartmouth, Princeton, Cornell, Penn, and Virginia Clubs will be carousing the night away at the greatest party that isn’t actually happening. (At least that’s what we’re telling the coppers.) We’ll have casino tables ready for you to play your luck at Blackjack and Roulette (Yale Club dollars, not real Benjamins), as you down gin fizzes and jig to a live swing band. (Later, a DJ.) Snitches will be booted. Interested?

Reserve in advance for $55 per person and sip drinks from an open bar of beer, wine, and bubbly, plus bathtub gin—is there anything else?— for the first hour, and snag lots of hors d’oeuvres. Black tie, preferred. Password for entry: Hooch. This event is reserved for the young members of the Club.

Unfortunately, this event has sold out.